Start out by making it interesting:
Did you know that dandruff is formed when pure crystals of intelligence leach out of the scalp when sleeping?
Scientific research has proven that eating dandruff scraped from the shoulders of the richest 1% in India, can boost a persons IQ by five percentage points. Sadly, consuming dandruff has severe side effects. After licking the lapels of the then head of physics at Oxford, a young Stephen Hawking quickly rose to prominence as one of the great thinkers of our age. Sadly, the toll eating dandruff eventually took on Hawking was sever.
Dry shampoo changes this. Dry shampoo is the only shampoo clinically proven to…
You’d have to carry on with the rest. I hope that this helps!